There’s just no point in trying to make sense out of wingnuttistan and this whole election cycle anymore. Well, there is a point, but once you wander off into the weeds even just a little bit it becomes harder and harder to know where reality ends and The Onion begins.
Voters slowly Realizing Santorum believes Every Deranged Word that comes out of his Mouth.
“I honestly thought he was just playing up to the far-right voters, because that’s what Republicans are supposed to do in the primaries,” said Grand Rapids, MI resident Dan Banks, who explained he had dismissed as manipulative campaign rhetoric Santorum’s assertion that President Obama would send Christians to the guillotine. ”But now it’s dawning on me that this guy means it, all of it. Every single thing he says is an accurate depiction of how he sees the world.”
“So, when he said that Satan was currently attacking the United States, he meant exactly that,” added Banks. ”Satan, the devil himself, is attacking the United States. Rick Santorum believes this is a real thing that is actually happening. I…wow. Just wow.”
The whole of wingnuttia has been foaming at the mouth about the Rush Limbaugh thing, and defending him every which way anywhere there’s a chance. Many of you will have seen the kind of mental gymnastics necessary to do that on Cif this past week or so.
Allow me to present Pamela Geller, proprietress of the website “Atlas Shrugs“.
If you’ve never heard of her, you’re lucky, she’s fucking crazy. Author of “The Post American Presidency — The Obama Administration’s War on America.” and a devout “birther”, she has proposed that the birth certificate presented by Obama is a forgery, and even if it ain’t he can’t be President because his father was not divorced from his first wife when he married his mother and, you know, “illegitimate children had different rights … in 1789″. And then there’s creeping Sharia Law in every courthouse in America, and Ayn Rand is the “greatest philosopher in human history” and , well you get the idea.
You have been wondering why that Muslim devil-baby Obama saw fit to insert himself into the Lush Rimbaugh affair by calling
that slut Ms Fluke and wishing her well. Haven’t we all?
Pamela has figured it out, even though those of you unfamiliar with this kind of reasoning might not see it — it’s his dysfunctional childhood.
Bombshell: President Obama’s gay transgender prostitute nanny!
Is it any wonder that Obama is calling Sandra Fluke to congratulate her on her rampant promiscuity?
This, too, shaped the worldview of the post-American president.
- Evie, 66, cared for future Commander in Chief she called Barry in late 60s
- Offered job after she impressed Obama’s mother with steak and rice
- When family left Indonesia, she became a sex worker and now lives in a slum
- Barack Obama’s former nanny has been revealed as a gay transgender man who made the future president laugh by trying on his mother’s lipstick.’Evie’ cared for the boy she called Barry when his mother Ann Dunham moved to the Indonesian capital of Jakarta in the late 1960s. Openly gay, she would leave the house dressed in full drag – but was very careful that Barack never saw her. ‘He was so young and I never let him see me wearing women’s clothes,’ Evie said. ‘But he did see me trying on his mother’s lipstick, sometimes. That used to really crack him up.’
In fairness to our Great Country, let it be said that the link to the original leads to the Daily Mail, a Brit publication of no small reputation as a source of outhouse paper.
You probably don’t want to know what kind of comments this sort of thing attracts. Oh! You do? OK;