Cardinal Roger Mahony, aka head of the Sacred Congregation for the Propagation of Child Rape, is having a tough time loving his enemies now that they’ve discovered he’s just another feculent stain on humanity and refuse to shut up about it. I mean, it’s not as if he had any way of knowing, way back in the 1980s, that raping little kids was kind of a problem. Poor guy. But at least he’s got some fight left in him. Despite his own little Calvary and the demands of retirement golf and a papal conclave, he’s managing to find some time to use his personal blog and Twitter to explain yet again that child rape isn’t such a big deal and people should just get off their high horse and quit persecuting him for a little bit of innocent, uh, “rape by instrumentation.”
“Anyone interested in loving your enemies, or doing good to those who persecute you? See my blog for today. Wow, Jesus is demanding,” Mahony posted on Twitter Monday.