Category Archives: humor

first taste

This is great for a Sunday morning. Slow motion video of kids tasting various foods for the very first time. The olive girl manages something I was never able to do; overcome the sensation that olives taste basically like ear-wax. She makes breaking through that barrier look really worthwhile, but I’ve never been able to [...]

and in local news….

The hayseeds on the high plateau a couple of hours north of here are getting uppity. Moffatt County is in the absolute NW corner of Colorado, with Wyoming on its northern border and Utah on the west. It’s the second biggest County in Colorado (and a touch more than half the size of Wales, to [...]

your baby cousin likes me….

… because I’m more normal, and have a shmushy finger. Here are some highlights of the recent inauguration, presented as a public service for those who were unable to attend — the way it really happened before it was overdubbed and made respectable by the rabidly liberal media, which, as we all know, is irretrievably [...]

Outtie

Some rather unshocking articles in the Projo this morning (or the Urinal as my favorite local indie wags call it) RI Experiences Historic Decline in Population RI One of 2 States to Lose Population from 2011 – 2012 (The other is Vermont) Income is Leaving RI Faster Than the People Are Interesting to see if [...]

yes, these exist

Just when you though it was safe to go outside, too. These desirable items are listed, along with an unbelievable amount of other indescribable dross, at Cafe Press. Anyway, we all need calendars, don’t we? Come on. Only $25 a pop. You know you want one, you just won’t admit it ‘cos you just can’t [...]

the american soul

Like any soul, the American soul is a messy thing, but sometimes one gets a little glimpse…and it’s depressing as hell. Depressing? But why? I’ll tell you why. Because more than a few people obviously think the above political video is edgy, funny, incisive and clever. Nathanael West is fucking funny! Roberto Bolaño is funny! Jonathan [...]

granny power

Oh man, this is killer. To the tune of “Zippedy Dooh Dah”; “Legitimate rape” is great birth control. So says Todd Akin, and he oughta know. If we are raped we can rest unafraid, ‘Cause we can’t get pregnant if forcibly laid. Our female bodies are clever that way, We only get pregnant when we [...]